Mama Mia!

So I decided to have a little fun with one of the prompts this week...
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If Mom were a blogger
What would she write?
Ideas innovative and new?
Or old fashioned and trite?

If Mom were a blogger
Would her inner teacher come out?
Would she "read all about it ?"
Reprimand or shout?

If Mom were a blogger
Would I make her boast?
Would she be glad to write
about me in a post?

If Mom were a blogger
Would I read her work?
Would I follow and comment?
OR would I just lurk?

If Mom were a blogger
She'd surely be precise
Grammatically and politically correct
You know, Mom, always nice

If Mom were a blogger
She'd teach you some things
Like the misuse of "nauseous"
And the shudder it brings

If Mom were a blogger
Trivia she might share
But she's highly intelligent,
She'll beat you - BEWARE!

If Mom were a blogger
Then follow you must!
For her musings are golden
Her words you can trust

If Mom were a blogger
You'd love her, you'll find
Is there anything she can't do?
Nope! She's one of a kind!

{This was totally written in jest about some of Mom's idiosyncrasies, but it is mostly true! Just in case you ever read this, Mom, I love you!}